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BLM: you can ban me from your IRC, but you'll never be able to ban me from masturbating on you photos:-)
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N.O.E.D.> Tetsuo: in your opinion, what is the minimal number of men, fucking each other in a 'train' enought to enclose a circle? ?
N.O.E.D.> I'm just asking....?
N.O.E.D.> why everybody got numb?!?
alabama> N.O.E.D.: are you making plans for the week-end??
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Mapkyc> Yesterday I left my notebook on the floor near my bed. My mother-in-law decided that it was a pair of scales and stepped on them to check her weight. Fucking bitch weights $1500.
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VV: we were going to play paint-ball, but eventually we were playing strike )) it was harsh )) paint is far less exciting
VV: just imagine how fascinating it is to make an ambush, sit still... no movement, no sound.. and suddenly to notice 2 meters far from you something moving – to see that it’s the sniper from the enemy team )) crawling with his back to you )) arrrrr )))
ben: and to bit his ass! %-F....
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>>>He asked us to solve a problem: there are 3 turtles crawling. The first says there’s no turtle in front of it and there are 2 turtles behind. The second says there’s one turtle in front of it and one behind. The third also says there’s one turtle in front of it and one behind. How is this possible?
>>>5 of us were racking our brains for about 20 minutes, brain-storming violently
>>>the most interesting part was when he told us the answer: one turtle is a fucking liar....
>>>well, he had to run fast not to have his ass kicked
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>I typed "businassman" in google and it gives out all sorts of rubbish...
>what did you expect to find?
>something about finance, industry, money u kno
>then you’d better type in “businessman” and not something about a “man-with-a-bus-in-his-ass!
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