BLM: you can ban me from your IRC, but you'll never be able to ban me from masturbating on you photos:-)
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N.O.E.D.> Tetsuo: in your opinion, what is the minimal number of men, fucking each other in a 'train' enought to enclose a circle? ?
N.O.E.D.> I'm just asking....?
N.O.E.D.> why everybody got numb?!?
alabama> N.O.E.D.: are you making plans for the week-end??
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Mapkyc> Yesterday I left my notebook on the floor near my bed. My mother-in-law decided that it was a pair of scales and stepped on them to check her weight. Fucking bitch weights $1500.
I don’t remember the name of the film, but there is an episode when a girl has twisted a finger while climbing the mountains. So she asks her friend to “put it back” into its place and he does. On the screen there’s a close up of a shouting girl and suddenly in the darkness of the movie theatre a loud voice cries out: “Idiot, it was the wrong finger!”
Incognito: The scariest moment in the film "Jig-saw 3" was when Nero burned something on a blank CD and the CD-ROM spitted out the disc and it poked into my the leg
Anutka: From a film on National Geographic. The picture on the screen is like: "A snow covered forest. A Pack of wolves has surrounded a deer and now they are trying to kill it."
The voice comments: "Wolves prefer big prey. They don’t hunt after CROCODILES(!) and other gnawing animals".
I imagined... a poor gnawing crocodile running away over cold snow from a pack of hungry wolves... Horrible...
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